This Beer Is Scientifically Designed To Increase Your Sex Drive

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This Beer Is Scientifically Designed To Increase Your Sex Drive

FORGET brewers droop now beer makers have unveiled a new tipple scientifically designed to boost a drinker’s sex drive.

The amazing brew combines a virility-boosting superfood and an infamous ancient symbol of sexual prowess and fertility.

Makers describe Watercress Warrior as ‘a hoppy brew with a refreshing citrus bite’

Cerne Abbas Brewery has launched Watercress Warrior – which uses the aquatic plant’s seeds as its key ingredient.

Watercress is also extremely rich in vitamins A, B, C and E which are also known to increase virility.

The Dorset brewery’s logo of the famous Cerne Abbas Giant also appears on the labels of the life-changing new beer.

The 180ft tall chalk figure of a naked man attracts couples wanting to conceive who have been known to get amorous on top of the giant’s 35ft manhood.

The Dorset brewery’s logo of the famous Cerne Abbas Giant also appears on the labels

Watercress is also extremely rich in vitamins A, B, C and E which are also known to increase virility

The new Pilsner has been made using hops, watercress seeds and 1,000 litres of spring water from natural springs at The Watercress Company’s farm near Dorchester.

Makers describe it as “a delightfully hoppy brew with a refreshing citrus bite which contrasts deliciously with the peppery hit of the watercress.”

James Harper, of The Watercress Company, said: “Cerne Abbas is one of the first places watercress was grown and also the location of a brilliant brewery, which we were very keen to work with.

“There is also of course the famous giant, who is supposedly an ancient symbol of fertility. We thought he was the perfect face of our brew.

“Watercress is a fabulous health food packed full of vitamins and nutrients that help boost fertility.”

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